I went to see this movie based on a friend’s recommendation, who pointed to a seemingly decent star rating and some glowing reviews. However, since then, the rating has plummeted, and its popularity has taken a nosedive. It’s clear this film is heading straight for the bottom, and frankly, even a low rating might be too generous. I’m struggling to recall a movie this utterly devoid of entertainment value. Detailing all its flaws would be an endless task, so instead, let’s focus on its redeeming qualities… which, upon reflection, are non-existent.
Spending time watching this cinematic dud felt like being lured in by the promise of a dazzling Bikini Car Wash only to find a rusty bucket and dirty rag. Intrigued by those initial positive reviews my friend mentioned, I decided to investigate. To my astonishment, one of the perfect 10/10 reviews was penned by the writer himself – an admission he openly makes. He also claimed that all other high-scoring reviews were from genuine accounts. Yet, examining these “legitimate” reviews, I discovered a pattern: each one originated from a newly created account, and each account had reviewed only a single movie. Care to guess which one? This prompted me to create my own account and add my honest opinion to the mix, hoping to steer others away from this cinematic bikini car wash mirage.
